Serious Burn Book

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	Arana ❧ 2/5; 1/5; 2/5 ❧ Too bad you lost that horse Clearly the brains of the operation
	Asano, Rin ❧ 2/5; 1/5; 1/5 ❧ Learn manners Cause with those wits of yours you ought to have something going for you
	Babydoll ❧ 3/5; 2/5; 3/5 ❧ Honey HONEY Honey I will represent you pro bono in an appeal to change that monstrous appellation
	Barnes, Bucky ❧ 3/5; 4/5; 2/5 ❧ You're an adult Give yourself an adult name (see above for offer)
	Bertinelli, Helena ❧ 3/5; 2/5; 1/5 ❧ Oh are you oversharing If I started yodeling my disapproval do you think anyone would notice
	Blue ❧ 4/5; 3/5; 2/5 ❧ What a darling I'd bake him apple pies but my baked goods might kill him
	Clovis, Nash ❧ 3/5; 3/5; 3/5 ❧ This guy PISSES ME OFF I will hit your smug face
	The Human, Finn ❧ 5/5; 4/5; 1/5 ❧ Cute fucking kid Top Gun to my Eagle; a Hero of the first order
	Fenris ❧ 3/5; 2/5; 2/5 ❧ Handsome as a man of marble And about as sharp
	Goodman, Saul ❧ 3/5; 5/5; 2/5 ❧ Smooth motherfucker Sappy enough to be used, clever enough that's worthwhile
	Kelly, Jack ❧ 4/5; 2/5; 3/5 ❧ Floppy-haired disaster Got his broken heart on his sleeve
	Law, Trafalgar ❧ 1/5; 4/5; 5/5 ❧ Look at what he can do Stay fucking clear
	Lebeau, Remy ❧ 3/5; 5/5; 2/5 ❧ Clever hands you got Too bad you got a mind to match
	Mahdi ❧ 2/5; 1/5; 1/5 ❧ FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I would like to rub shit in your eyes except that would PROBABLY TURN YOU ON OR SOMETHING
	Mills, Regina ❧ 4/5; 5/5; 1/5 ❧ Oh fine madam mayor Let me be your ventriloquist
	Pinkman, Jesse ❧ 1/5; 3/5; 3/5 ❧ Handsy cocksucking asshole motherfucker Mode of execution: bleeding out from chopped-off cock
	Raiden ❧ 5/5; 4/5; 3/5 ❧ Rather like a flute A bit shrill but easily played
	Salib, Ashraf ❧ 5/5; 5/5; 1/5 ❧ Good man Useful. Yeah.
	Sharpe, Richard ❧ 2/5; 1/5; 2/5 ❧ Hope your ship sinks Please, tell me how I'm supposed to act, you woman-hating prolapse
	Small, Roslyn ❧ 3/5; 4/5; 2/5 ❧ Knows what time it is I like this one
	Solo, Han ❧ 2/5; 2/5; 2/5 ❧ What roguish charms What lunkish wits
	Stark, Tony ❧ 3/5; 5/5; 3/5 ❧ Come to me roboty guy Let me bend you to my purposes
	Thorpe, Maria ❧ 3/5; 4/5; 2/5 ❧ I can tell you what to do That makes me like you
	Thorps, Blaine ❧ 3/5; 3/5; 3/5 ❧ Handsome face Let's see what's behind it
	Trinket, Effie ❧ 2/5; 4/5; 1/5 ❧ Silks aren't meant to be lived in dahling You're easy and I like that
	Young, Nathan ❧ 1/5; 3/5; 1/5 ❧ Wears lacy panties Shit I remember being a teenager but I wasn't like this

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